Palmer Rage Room
Palmer Township, Hit the Highway and Hit Something
Palmer Township is well connected by Route 22 and Route 248. Use that connection for a trip that ends with you swinging a crowbar.
Book Now → | Call 650-219-9876 | Get directions (201 Station Rd)
A straight highway run
From Palmer, US 22 or I-78 heads west toward PA 309. It's about 18 straight-line miles, and our staff will be waiting with your gear.
Our rage room sits outside the Q-Mart building on the market property in a fully enclosed outdoor destruction zone, and keeps its own hours: 8 AM–8 PM, by appointment only, year-round — not tied to market hours. No walk-ins: book online so staff are there for you. Park in the gravel lot around the rage room fence. (For reference if you want to visit the market itself: Q-Mart market hours are Fri–Sat 9 AM–9 PM, Sun 10 AM–5 PM, closed Mon–Thu.)
Booking policy: Same-day bookings (made within 24 hours of your visit) are non-refundable. Booked ahead? Give at least 48 hours' notice to reschedule or get a full refund — no-shows, no-calls, or no word without 48 hours' notice get no refund. Booked same-day and then no-call, no-show, or no contact at all? You forfeit what you paid for room entry. Call/text 650-219-9876. Full booking & cancellation policy
Palmer's reasons
- Direct highway route.
- A unique work-party option.
- Gear, supervision and cleanup included.
Rage Room Entry — pick your group size
One booking page: choose 1 to 10 people when you book your time slot.
Group size · Price
Add-ons: Premium TV $53 · Catharsis Couch $85 · Rage Sabers $25.
Axe Throwing
Visit us in Quakertown for axe throwing — it's Quakertown-only (never mobile) and a separate booking from the rage room. Choose 1 to 10 people on one booking page.
Group size · Price
Palmer get-togethers
- Block party upgrade: ask about the mobile rage room.
- Work crew outing: book up to 10.
- Friends' Saturday: plan a full day around it.
Can't come to us? We'll come to you.
Our Mobile Rage Room ($1,200) is a self-contained, heavy-duty trailer that travels within 25 miles of Quakertown — Palmer (~18.4 mi straight line) is near the edge of that range, so call to confirm — to private events, corporate parties, school and community festivals, or your backyard. Want to go bigger? Ask about Car SMASH ($750) on-site or Mobile Car Smash ($1,200) within 50 miles. Call 650-219-9876 to plan it. Our Mobile Car Smash is one of the only in PA. Axe throwing isn't mobile.
Want to smash a car? Car smashing is just a short trip from Palmer: wreck a real car with your crew at our Quakertown Car SMASH ($750, up to 10 people), or we'll bring the car to Palmer with our Mobile Car Smash ($1,200, within 50 miles).
Coming from Palmer? Pair your smash with Radicals Recovery, our wellness collab that matches a rage room session with microgreens and nutrition so you can blow off steam and feel lighter.
The smashing experience
- Your tools: baseball bats, crowbars, and sledgehammers.
- What you smash: glassware, ceramics, bottles, and electronics — inside a fully enclosed space.
- Gear included: full-body coveralls, lumberjack-style headgear with ear protection and face shield, safety glasses under the shield, and cut-resistant gloves. Closed-toed shoes required.
- Zero hassle: setup, supervision, and debris cleanup are fully handled.
Palmer FAQ
How far is Radicals from Palmer?
About 18.4 miles in a straight line from Palmer to 201 Station Rd, Quakertown. Driving distance is longer and depends on your route.
Which way should I drive?
Take US 22 or I-78 west, then PA 309 south. Open the map for turn-by-turn directions.
Can the mobile trailer come to Palmer?
Palmer is near the edge of our mobile range, so call us to confirm. The Mobile Car Smash travels within 50 miles.
