Hilltown Rage Room
Hilltown Township, Bring the Whole Family to Get Radical
Hilltown is full of country roads, farms and families. Our rage room is a family-friendly way to let off steam, about eight miles from home.
Book Now → | Call 650-219-9876 | Get directions (201 Station Rd)
Our rage room sits outside the Q-Mart building on the market property in a fully enclosed outdoor destruction zone, and keeps its own hours: 8 AM–8 PM, by appointment only, year-round — not tied to market hours. No walk-ins: book online so staff are there for you. Park in the gravel lot around the rage room fence. (For reference if you want to visit the market itself: Q-Mart market hours are Fri–Sat 9 AM–9 PM, Sun 10 AM–5 PM, closed Mon–Thu.)
Booking policy: Same-day bookings (made within 24 hours of your visit) are non-refundable. Booked ahead? Give at least 48 hours' notice to reschedule or get a full refund — no-shows, no-calls, or no word without 48 hours' notice get no refund. Booked same-day and then no-call, no-show, or no contact at all? You forfeit what you paid for room entry. Call/text 650-219-9876. Full booking & cancellation policy
Family plans for Hilltown
- Family smash day: parents and kids together.
- Fall tradition: pumpkin smashing in season.
- Homeschool group outing: call us to plan larger groups.
Rage Room Entry — pick your group size
One booking page: choose 1 to 10 people when you book your time slot.
Group size · Price
Add-ons: Premium TV $53 · Catharsis Couch $85 · Rage Sabers $25.
Axe Throwing
Visit us in Quakertown for axe throwing — it's Quakertown-only (never mobile) and a separate booking from the rage room. Choose 1 to 10 people on one booking page.
Group size · Price
Back roads to breaking things
Hilltown's Routes 113 and 152 connect you to PA 309, and from there it's a quick trip north. Kids can join when a parent or legal guardian signs the waiver, and all gear is provided.
Hilltown families, here's why
- About 8 straight-line miles.
- Kids are welcome when a parent or legal guardian signs the waiver.
- Pumpkin smashing in the fall.
Can't come to us? We'll come to you.
Our Mobile Rage Room ($1,200) is a self-contained, heavy-duty trailer that travels within 25 miles of Quakertown — Hilltown (~8.3 mi straight line) is within range — to private events, corporate parties, school and community festivals, or your backyard. Want to go bigger? Ask about Car SMASH ($750) on-site or Mobile Car Smash ($1,200) within 50 miles. Call 650-219-9876 to plan it. Our Mobile Car Smash is one of the only in PA. Axe throwing isn't mobile.
Want to smash a car? Car smashing is just a short trip from Hilltown: wreck a real car with your crew at our Quakertown Car SMASH ($750, up to 10 people), or we'll bring the car to Hilltown with our Mobile Car Smash ($1,200, within 50 miles).
Coming from Hilltown? Pair your smash with Radicals Recovery, our wellness collab that matches a rage room session with microgreens and nutrition so you can blow off steam and feel lighter.
Your gear and your targets
- Your tools: baseball bats, crowbars, and sledgehammers.
- What you smash: glassware, ceramics, bottles, and electronics — inside a fully enclosed space.
- Gear included: full-body coveralls, lumberjack-style headgear with ear protection and face shield, safety glasses under the shield, and cut-resistant gloves. Closed-toed shoes required.
- Zero hassle: setup, supervision, and debris cleanup are fully handled.
Hilltown FAQ
How far is Radicals from Hilltown?
About 8.3 miles in a straight line from Hilltown to 201 Station Rd, Quakertown. Driving distance is longer and depends on your route.
Which way should I drive?
Use Route 113 or Route 152 to reach PA 309, then go north. Open the map for turn-by-turn directions.
Do you do pumpkin smashing?
Yes, during the fall season. It's $43 per person for 3 pumpkins plus a fun item, or $53 per person for 5 pumpkins plus a Tier 2 fun item.
