Hatfield Rage Room
Hatfield's Quickest Route to Radical Destruction
Less than a dozen miles as the crow flies, Hatfield is one of our closest neighbors to the south. That means you can squeeze a smash session into a lunch break or an after-work hour.
Book Now → | Call 650-219-9876 | Get directions (201 Station Rd)
Close enough for a weeknight
Hatfield's industrial parks and borough streets are a short run from our door. Book a slot between 8 AM and 8 PM, and you'll be back home before the evening news.
Our rage room sits outside the Q-Mart building on the market property in a fully enclosed outdoor destruction zone, and keeps its own hours: 8 AM–8 PM, by appointment only, year-round — not tied to market hours. No walk-ins: book online so staff are there for you. Park in the gravel lot around the rage room fence. (For reference if you want to visit the market itself: Q-Mart market hours are Fri–Sat 9 AM–9 PM, Sun 10 AM–5 PM, closed Mon–Thu.)
Booking policy: Same-day bookings (made within 24 hours of your visit) are non-refundable. Booked ahead? Give at least 48 hours' notice to reschedule or get a full refund — no-shows, no-calls, or no word without 48 hours' notice get no refund. Booked same-day and then no-call, no-show, or no contact at all? You forfeit what you paid for room entry. Call/text 650-219-9876. Full booking & cancellation policy
Hatfield, here's the pitch
- Short drive, big payoff.
- Works for a crew of one: solo sessions are popular.
- Staff handle setup and cleanup, so you just swing.
Rage Room Entry — pick your group size
One booking page: choose 1 to 10 people when you book your time slot.
Group size · Price
Add-ons: Premium TV $53 · Catharsis Couch $85 · Rage Sabers $25.
Axe Throwing
Visit us in Quakertown for axe throwing — it's Quakertown-only (never mobile) and a separate booking from the rage room. Choose 1 to 10 people on one booking page.
Group size · Price
Built for Hatfield workplaces and families
- Plant-floor shift party: bring the whole line.
- Teen birthday with a parent: kids are welcome when a parent or legal guardian signs the waiver.
- Solo reset: one person, one bat, twenty minutes of quiet afterward.
Can't come to us? We'll come to you.
Our Mobile Rage Room ($1,200) is a self-contained, heavy-duty trailer that travels within 25 miles of Quakertown — Hatfield (~11.6 mi straight line) is within range — to private events, corporate parties, school and community festivals, or your backyard. Want to go bigger? Ask about Car SMASH ($750) on-site or Mobile Car Smash ($1,200) within 50 miles. Call 650-219-9876 to plan it. Our Mobile Car Smash is one of the only in PA. Axe throwing isn't mobile.
Want to smash a car? Car smashing is just a short trip from Hatfield: wreck a real car with your crew at our Quakertown Car SMASH ($750, up to 10 people), or we'll bring the car to Hatfield with our Mobile Car Smash ($1,200, within 50 miles).
Coming from Hatfield? Pair your smash with Radicals Recovery, our wellness collab that matches a rage room session with microgreens and nutrition so you can blow off steam and feel lighter.
The smashing experience
- Your tools: baseball bats, crowbars, and sledgehammers.
- What you smash: glassware, ceramics, bottles, and electronics — inside a fully enclosed space.
- Gear included: full-body coveralls, lumberjack-style headgear with ear protection and face shield, safety glasses under the shield, and cut-resistant gloves. Closed-toed shoes required.
- Zero hassle: setup, supervision, and debris cleanup are fully handled.
Hatfield FAQ
How far is Radicals from Hatfield?
About 11.6 miles in a straight line from Hatfield to 201 Station Rd, Quakertown. Driving distance is longer and depends on your route.
Which way should I drive?
Take PA 309 north from Hatfield through Telford and Sellersville. Open the map for turn-by-turn directions.
How long does a session take?
Plan on your time slot plus a few minutes to sign the waiver and gear up.
