Center Valley Rage Room
Center Valley's Radical Neighbor Just Down 309
Center Valley in Upper Saucon Township is one of the closest communities to us. Shopping at the Promenade or studying at DeSales, you're only minutes from the smash zone.
Book Now → | Call 650-219-9876 | Get directions (201 Station Rd)
Why Center Valley comes by
- About 7 straight-line miles away.
- DeSales students: a quick study-break trip.
- An easy add-on to a Promenade day.
Promenade nearby, destruction next door
Shop the Promenade Shops at Saucon Valley, then head south on PA 309 for something that isn't on any shopping list: breaking glass, ceramics and electronics on purpose.
Our rage room sits outside the Q-Mart building on the market property in a fully enclosed outdoor destruction zone, and keeps its own hours: 8 AM–8 PM, by appointment only, year-round — not tied to market hours. No walk-ins: book online so staff are there for you. Park in the gravel lot around the rage room fence. (For reference if you want to visit the market itself: Q-Mart market hours are Fri–Sat 9 AM–9 PM, Sun 10 AM–5 PM, closed Mon–Thu.)
Booking policy: Same-day bookings (made within 24 hours of your visit) are non-refundable. Booked ahead? Give at least 48 hours' notice to reschedule or get a full refund — no-shows, no-calls, or no word without 48 hours' notice get no refund. Booked same-day and then no-call, no-show, or no contact at all? You forfeit what you paid for room entry. Call/text 650-219-9876. Full booking & cancellation policy
Rage Room Entry — pick your group size
One booking page: choose 1 to 10 people when you book your time slot.
Group size · Price
Add-ons: Premium TV $53 · Catharsis Couch $85 · Rage Sabers $25.
Center Valley occasions
- DeSales roommate night: three or four people, split the cost.
- Shopping-day finale: end the day with a crowbar.
- Saucon Valley family trip: kids welcome with a waiver.
Axe Throwing
Visit us in Quakertown for axe throwing — it's Quakertown-only (never mobile) and a separate booking from the rage room. Choose 1 to 10 people on one booking page.
Group size · Price
What happens in the room
- Your tools: baseball bats, crowbars, and sledgehammers.
- What you smash: glassware, ceramics, bottles, and electronics — inside a fully enclosed space.
- Gear included: full-body coveralls, lumberjack-style headgear with ear protection and face shield, safety glasses under the shield, and cut-resistant gloves. Closed-toed shoes required.
- Zero hassle: setup, supervision, and debris cleanup are fully handled.
Can't come to us? We'll come to you.
Our Mobile Rage Room ($1,200) is a self-contained, heavy-duty trailer that travels within 25 miles of Quakertown — Center Valley (~7.4 mi straight line) is within range — to private events, corporate parties, school and community festivals, or your backyard. Want to go bigger? Ask about Car SMASH ($750) on-site or Mobile Car Smash ($1,200) within 50 miles. Call 650-219-9876 to plan it. Our Mobile Car Smash is one of the only in PA. Axe throwing isn't mobile.
Want to smash a car? Car smashing is just a short trip from Center Valley: wreck a real car with your crew at our Quakertown Car SMASH ($750, up to 10 people), or we'll bring the car to Center Valley with our Mobile Car Smash ($1,200, within 50 miles).
Coming from Center Valley? Pair your smash with Radicals Recovery, our wellness collab that matches a rage room session with microgreens and nutrition so you can blow off steam and feel lighter.
Center Valley FAQ
How far is Radicals from Center Valley?
About 7.4 miles in a straight line from Center Valley to 201 Station Rd, Quakertown. Driving distance is longer and depends on your route.
Which way should I drive?
It's a quick run south on PA 309 from Center Valley. Open the map for turn-by-turn directions.
Is it close to DeSales University?
Yes. Upper Saucon is about 7 straight-line miles from our location.
